This dude is the epitomy of #fail

Shame

1. (noun) A painful emotion caused by a sense of guilt, embarrassment or dishonor.

2. (noun) What your team members should be feeling when they break the damn build again.

 A siren ... of shame

Siren of Shame

1. (product) A devious solution for keeping your team from breaking the build ... while simultaneously giving the illusion of making the project more fun. See build monitor.

No Really, What Is It?

  1. A standalone, free, open source, build monitor that works with all major continuous integration servers including:
    • Team Foundation Services (TFS)
    • Team City
    • Hudson
    • Jenkins
    • and CruiseControl.Net

    See Features.

  2. An optional USB Siren that can be used in conjunction with the software to exude shame via lights and audio when the build breaks. Check out this high class, polished, Apple-esque video for more details:

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What are fameous people saying?

Scott Hanselman
"If you've got a continuous integration server setup, you really need a way to guilt people that break the build. You need a Siren of Shame."

What are other people saying?

CodeCoach
Wow, my team is completely bamboozled, Siren of Shame really does appear to make the project more enjoyable
StillLiving@Home
Siren of Shame makes the perfect gift, my mother *loves* hers!
AncientCobolDude
It's incredible, I just wish I'd known about Siren of Shame 25 years ago.
Clueless101
WTF, just plugged Siren of Shame in and it broke my build
HardToImpress
It's everything I'd hoped for and more, the makers of Siren of Shame should totally be canonized
TlaDude
OMG WTF ROTFL BRB ... SIREN OF SHAME!!!!!
MoreClueless
My project don't use source control, will Siren of Shame connect to a file share?
MoreClueless
SoS == crap. The build breaks more than ever. As dev's show off the stupid thing #falseadvertising